Archive for July, 2006

i can’t drive anywhere at the moment!

Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2006 by stephenhuey

I just made a phone call to find out when my court date is in August
because I found all 4 instructional documents related to my
first-ever-inside-Houston-city-limits speeding ticket, but not the
actual ticket with the court date and fine amount on it. 
Apparently, I missed a court date on July 7th.  Apparently, this
is not a good thing for me. 

*Update 3 minutes later*

I decided to finally open some of these letters I’ve been getting from
several law firms.  I just thought they’d be offering services
about my future court date.  The first one I opened reads, “The
city of Houston warrant list indicates you recently missed


Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2006 by stephenhuey

What could be more manly and inherently pleasurable than sitting on the porcelain throne with a big glass of coke float? 

(and don’t cheat and say something glaringly obvious like sex)

don’t copy that floppy

Posted in Uncategorized on July 22, 2006 by stephenhuey

Scary, informative, nerdy and crunk all at once…

Ok, so maybe this isn’t really crunk, but it’s a historically interesting bit of cheesy rap in a software anti-piracy video made back in the days when games came on floppy disks.  Thank God I was born as late as the 80s so that I could escape being one of the programmers interviewed in this video.